Certified Barrel Rider

• sleep schedule: fucked
• eating schedule: fucked
• me: not getting fucked

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Ever played the Trustee Bank so many times in one day that you just

everydaysomethinghere:

Payday 2. edited version of that joker wallpaper [1920 x 1080]

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At first I was like “How appropriate, prayer in his last moments”

But it turns out he was just breakdance fighting with his partner in the cruiser.

We gave you so much free shit for crimefest, you must now pay $5 just to get a new perk deck

silverskulltula:

every time I hear “the Payday Gang”

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:

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ericalynnlovesyou:

weloveshortvideos:

When someone wakes you up from your nap…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAV eSEEN I AM CRYING HOLY FRICK  notsurfinbird

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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scificity:

A very artistic representation of Bend-Aid.

http://scificity.tumblr.com

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obscurevideogames:

nesquotes:

P.O.W.: Prisoners of War (SNK, 1989)

(NES)

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omicronomegaoverlord:

When you go to play Framing Frame only to get games full of 20+ detect risk players who know nothing on how to stealth, what pagers are or what the Ghost skills are.

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