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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

my kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye. So a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, “Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye, and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something.” So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close.

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baseballcardvandals:

It’s a super-easy breakfast to eat while you’re texting and driving while half asleep on your way to work.

Own this BCV original.

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erivris:

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matching icons for you and your significant other

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i HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME. Please form a line to my left.

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risingfunk:

Oil prospector aesthetic

killing it with the mustache twirl, man

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iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

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jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

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psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

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